D’cubed 2001 Black Sears Vineyard Howell Mountain Zinfandel

D’cubed 2001 Black Sears Vineyard Howell Mountain Zinfandel

Okay, so this is really horrible wine. You should avoid it like the plague. But if you see some for sale, could you let you let me know where, because I, er, ah, er, could ah, er, yeah, I could tell others where to avoid buying this one too.

You’d really be doing everyone a community service, really, I swear! Trust me on this one.

Now be sure that on the label it says:

Dcubed
ZINFANDEL
BLACK SEARS VINEYARD
HOWELL MOUNTAIN
NAPA VALLEY
VINTAGE
2001

Don’t confuse it with their great 2001 Howell Mountain Zinfandel. Its label looks exactly like the one listed above, except the line that says “BLACK SEARS VINEYARD” is not there. That wine is quite nice, (more about that later.) But back to our search to buy, er, I mean back to our community service announcement here. We’ve done some research, and it appears that there must have been a mistake because some of the horrible Black Sears Vineyard Zinfandel accidentally escaped from the D-cubed cellars. They thought that they had it all captured and that the world was safe.

…You guys aren’t buying a word of this are you?

Rats!

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